Weezer-The Red Album

My response to the Phisher:

Mr. .Moregan Ben

Thank you for asking after my family. They are doing well, although my Aunt Hester has recently been having a lot of problems with her arthritis. It has gotten to point now where she can't cook her own meals. This means that me or my wife has to go to her house every evening and make her food for the following day. BUT we can't put it in Tupperware, because she can't open Tupperware becaus of her arthritis, which as I am sure you can imagine is problematic. We usually just use Saran brand cellophane wrap to keep things fresh, but Hester complains that the wrap does not cling, and her refrigerator is not as fresh smelling as she likes. This is exacerbated by the fact that Hester eats mostly whitefish sandwiches, which I am sure you know has a very "distinct" odor, to put it lightly.

So the total cost is $550, one payment of $250 and another of $300, this seems very reasonable considering the total value of my winnings! I hope you do not insist on using FedEx, because as you know I have a history with them (don't get me started!). I do have great trust in God, but even my church does not use FedEx anymore, they use DHL, so my feeling is God uses DHL as well. I can ask my pastor about this if you wish. Do you have DHL in your country?

My Full Name: Murray David Murgason
My Home Address: 527 Wisconsin Dells Pkwy, Wisconsin Dells, WI, 53965
My Phone Number and Fax Number: My phone number is 917-941-6585 BUT I recently lost my phone, or should I say somebody STOLE my phone while I was on line at Wendy's. They took it right out of my pocket! I am waiting for a new phone to arrive, so if you call me in the next day or too you may actually speak to the person who stole my phone. If that is the case please let them know my address, and let them know the can return my phone NO QUESTIONS ASKED. Once my new phone arrives (or my old phone is returned!) I will let you know.

Is there a way to carry on with this transaction before my new phone arrives? I am very eager to collect my winnings and would hate for the phone thieves to get in the way (they have done enough harm already, don't you think?). Please let me know ASAP how we can proceed.

Thank You and God Bless You AND YOUR FAMILY!!!!!!!!!!
Murray David Murgason

Weezer is pretty good. I don't consider myself a Weezer fan, but I haven't really ever found anything not to like about them. This is there latest album and it is fun, with good pop hooks and generally good music. I give two thumbs up.