Well first of all the Nigerians are still trying to get money from me, but I have gotten bored of talking to them, so I have not been responding. I may pick that up again next week. But remember this email:
Hi stranger,
My name is SUSAN and i'm 27
I just got into town, looking to meet some new people
We can chat if you want, you can reply if you want
foot back
To which I responded:
Hello is this Susan Vanderwall for East Lansing? How are you doing? What are you doing in town? I can't believe you are 27 already, it seems like just yesterday we were playing doctor in Hoffman's garage.
Murray David Murgason
Well I finall heard Back (two emails with pictures!)
Hello!!! It AnnaUnfortunately I had some problems with sending and reception of mailPlease write to me. You received my letter? I send you it once again!!With impatience I shall wait from you the letter!========================================================================================================Hi my new friend Im glad to see that you have decided to reply,I see it is very short letter.It is all right because you are astonished to get my letter.I want you to know that I have only good intentions and I have not any secrets.The thing is that I will work in your country for three months or so andI would like to meet a nice man to fall in love or just be closest friends. I don't want to live in Russia because I have not any chances here,it is hardly possible to explain from first time but I want you to know my plans.I will work in any shop, bar or restaurant the agency that i am going through will suggest me some locations.It will be my choice in the end as to what option to go for.So I will have a simple work till I improve my English. And I can choose anytown of your area,agency will only help me to get a visa and all travel documents + some suggested placed to work in.My best friend last year met the man from the USA when she worked there for three months, too. She had two jobs. From morning till 4 pm she worked in amusement park and after it she worked as a waitress in some bar till midnight. She was very tired of course but made very good money there. It is special programm for young people who wants to work abroad and I think it is the right way for me ,I am lost here,and I think that I look pretty enough to find a better place .I want to repeat the same way,it isonly my chance to meet a nice man.I want to work in USA or in Europe or anynice country. I am full of plans and different dreams and I want to share mylife with good man because I'm also full of love and tenderness,I know thatI am not so beautiful like Hollywood Princess but I do hope to meet my Prince andI am sure he will be not be disappoined to meet me in the real life! This is why I am going to go through the same way.Well,I will close this letter and I do hope to get your reply.I will leave russia in two weeks or so (I can't tell you everything exactlyright now) and I would like tobe sure that I have the man who waits for me there. I will work all day and I want to find a man to spend all free timetogether to get to know each other better.if you have any interest to meet me I will be more than happy to meet you too.I will tell you all details about me and my life if you like my pictures andwant to meet me! please send picture of you too!!!I write to you with my new mailbox please writeletters now only on this mailbox.I will wait your next letter. Kiss you , Anna (this is my name)!
and this:
Hello it again I!I wont send you a little more my pictures
I hope to you my pictures will like
Kiss Anna
I hope to you my pictures will like
Kiss Anna
To which I responded:
Anna,
So you are not Susan Vanderwall? Strange that you are Susan and Anna, but perhaps in your country people have nicknames like we do here. As you know my name is Murray David Murgason, but people call me Fonzie (or Arthur Fonzerelli). You can call me The Fonz if you wish. I can see by your pictures that you are indeed beautiful. You may not be as beautiful and an American Hollywood Princess, but lucky for you we have no actual princesses in this country and actually in countries where they do have princesses some of them are not attractive at all! If you are looking for work here in America I have some suggestion. Have you thought of dog grooming? My cousin Chachi has a business where he grooms dogs to look like pieces of furniture. He made a Doberman look exactly like a mahogany armoire! Chachi makes excellent money and only works 13 hours a day. Please tell me more about you life in Russia . Do you eat Borscht?
Yours Truly
Murray David Murgason AKA The Fonz
P.S. I have included a picture of myself so you know what I look like.
So you are not Susan Vanderwall? Strange that you are Susan and Anna, but perhaps in your country people have nicknames like we do here. As you know my name is Murray David Murgason, but people call me Fonzie (or Arthur Fonzerelli). You can call me The Fonz if you wish. I can see by your pictures that you are indeed beautiful. You may not be as beautiful and an American Hollywood Princess, but lucky for you we have no actual princesses in this country and actually in countries where they do have princesses some of them are not attractive at all! If you are looking for work here in America I have some suggestion. Have you thought of dog grooming? My cousin Chachi has a business where he grooms dogs to look like pieces of furniture. He made a Doberman look exactly like a mahogany armoire! Chachi makes excellent money and only works 13 hours a day. Please tell me more about you life in Russia . Do you eat Borscht?
Yours Truly
Murray David Murgason AKA The Fonz
P.S. I have included a picture of myself so you know what I look like.
We shall see what happens.
Did not like this album at all. The man has left his chair.
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