Sloan-Parallel Play, Disturbed-Indestructable, Sean Prince-Monkey Barz

Well they are really pressuring me to give them some confirmation of my Western Union shipment. Please if you know the format of Western Union wire transfer please let me know so I can give them some phony information. See below for the latest round of correspondence.

First I sent this (fake Western Union number I tried to find the format on the internet and this is all I could find):

Rev. John Vicar,

The money has been sent. I will say it was not easy to find to the Western Union office. It turns out the office in Pottersville is closed, so I had to go all the way to Metropolis to find a Western Union. The man there was very nice an helpful and he wore a cross, so I know the money will reach soon. Please confirm when you have received it. The Western Union confirmation number is 0005894644. Please also quickly send the DHL package. I will wait at home until it arrives. If I need anything my neighbor, Richard Manderstasten will go get it for me. He has a little trouble getting around since his hip replacement, but I sure he will not mind if I share with him only a small part of my winnings. I don't expect I will need much, just a few things from the grocery store, and perhaps a new Jumble book, as I have almost finished mine. I am thinking of trying Suduku but every time I am about to buy a Suduku book, I end up putting back and buying a jumble at the last minute. Maybe if Richard goes he will actually get the Suduku book for me.

God Bless You

Murray David Murgason

Then they responded twice, first this...

Attention, Attention
Murray David Murgason
Please I would advice that you do not take this with levity because I have so much to attend to pls.it is just to inform you that you have sent nothing to that information provided as it does not contain western union. kindly be informed now that you are to be given full information of receiver, text question and answer including the destination control and the amount sent.

Rev Victor John

Then this...

Hello.


Murray David Murgason


Our accountant said that he needs the receipt of the copy of the western union Payment, in order for the Total Verification of the payment.


Pls do that fast so that your payment can be confirm, so that your Draft can be deliver to you by Monday.


Thanks


Await your fastest response soonest.


Kind Regards.

Rev Victor John

and my last email to them:

Rev John Victor

My apologies. I though the Western Union confirmation number (0005894644) would suffice. I know I have the confirmation paperwork somewhere. I think it is probably in my car. I stopped at Burger King on my home (I was hungry after all that driving!) and had a Whopper and fries. In America Burger King flam broils it's burgers! Do they do that in your country? I think it is the most delicious burger in the whole country. Anyhow I think when I put the empty bag in the back of my car I must have put the receipt from Western Union there too. My wife took the car to Deluth yesterday, so I will try and call her to see if she can find the receipt. I will be back in touch shortly!

Murray David Murgason

Sloan I think was on the OC or something, or maybe not. I guess probably not, but the name sure sounds like a band on the OC. They were pretty decent pop/rock music. Disturbed has the number 1 album in the country now. They are your basic Heavy Metal band, they are pretty decent as well, no great shakes, but I did recognize one of the live tracks as being in Guitar Hero III. Sean Prince is a rapper who is, believe it or not, pretty decent, but probably like the other two albums mentioned today will not stay on my ipod too long. They all get a man sitting attentively in his chair.