Babyshambles-Down in Albion

No response to my last recast (my new name for phishing responses) but I sent another today.

Here is the email I received:

Attention' Attention''Attention'

NOTIFICATION.This is to notify you that your parcel is still in our possession, this parcel contained an International Cashier Bank Draft/Cheque worth the sum of $2.5 Million dollars only and it is ready for delivery to your door step. Meanwhile, before the delivery or shipment will take place,you are advice to send to us the following datas mention below: 1.Your Name 2.Address 3.TelephoneThe above requested informations will enable us deliver your parcel correctly without any mistake or delivering your parcel to a wrong person. Furthermore,you might be asking yourself how comes this email,cheque or draft, Anyway,your cheque was brought to this office by a Lottery Fudiciary Agent Or Claim Agent, signifying thatyou are a rightfull winner to their Lottery Award selected randomly from 10 lucky email addresses which your email address is one of the lucky email address. FedEx courier service company mailing you as per your parcel that was brought to this company to be delivered to you by lottery groups, along the delivery process that brought a misunderstanding between you and the lottey claim agent and in regards of their request as per their insurance certificate cost and tax fee which happened to be the course of your parcel being pending for the past months/one year. Meanwhile we are hereby happy to inform you that the FedEx Company has finalized everything with the nicon insurance company of Nigeria� and the internal revenue office as the company organization has also listed 24 valuable parcel�s to be intact in their office after the released of the parcel�s from the nicon insurance company and internal revenue office. We are happy to inform you once again that your parcel that contains the sum of $ 2.5 million dollars is among the 24 parcel�s listed which is now in our office and also with your name as the receiver despise that we lost your private residential address�s, which is an indication that you can now re-send your residential address,telephone as stated above back to the FedEx company where your parcel can be delivered to you without hesitation with this e-mail

Meanwhile remember that the sender of this parcel to you thats the fudiciary agent still ownes this company the sum of $250 before incident occurs Note this fee is not just for delivery but with the stam duty, this company has spend out of their incomes in the process by recovery back your parcel�so dear customer we once again appreciate your patronage in our favour. Without hesitations you are to pay for just the balance left by your sender since we have lost his contact. this payment have to be via western union money transfer with the below payment information so that your parcel can be delivered to your residential address before it accumulate a demurrage after one week only,as you know your parcel is not just an ordinary parcel but with a huge amount and I think you understand wath I mean by accumulating a demurrage? Which you will not allow to happen to your recovery parcel that almost gone if not for the love that the good god have for you by favoring you with his favour because it was god who did it not by your power but by the spirit say the lord.

We assure you that your parcel will arrive at your country in two days time and it will get to your door step the third day as soon as this company receive the balance left by your sender�and the tracking number of your parcel will be sent to you via e-mail immediately so that you can track it yourself to see your parcel coming on the way and you will also know when it will arrive at your country because we operate in trust and loyalty in your favour. And also the FedEx Courier Service Company is hereby to inform all their customers by eradicating all their communication with the scam mails that are going all-over the world be careful with their e-mails so that your parcel will not be in danger with their evil planes. FedEx provides access to a growing global market place through a network of supply chain, transportation, business and related information services.

HERE IS OUR DELIVERY INFORMATION
SENDERS NAME------- MR. MOREGAN BEN
RECIEVERS NAME------YOUR NAME
SENDERS COUNTRY----- MR. MOREGAN
ADDRESS: 109 FUNSO WILLIAMS AVENUE 23401 LAGOS, NIGERIA
RECIEVERS COUNTRY----YOUR COUNTRY
TEXT QUESTION------------WHOS YOUR FATHER
TEXT ANSWER---------------.YOUR NAME
AMOUNT TO BE PAID---------$5,50
AMOUT OF THE DRAFT--------$2,500.000.00MTCN NUMBER......................


AM SORRY FOR HAVE'NT GIVEN YOU THE TRACKING NUMBER WHICH YOU WILL USE AND CASH THE DRAFT, YOU KNOW LIKE I TOLD YOU BEFORE THAT THE PAYMENT WILL BE DONE BEFORE WE COULD SEND THE TRACK NUMBER IN NEXT 72HOUR, YES ITS WILL TAKES 72HOUR BEFORE ITS COULD DELIVER IN YOUR COUNTRY. WE ALSO WANT TO SHOW YOU THE COPY OF THE DRAFT IF YOU WICH THAT?Please you ahve to send the full payment information including the MTCN Number for we to fully proceed on your delivery you can also contact Mr Moregan Ben on his E-mail address when you have got your bank draft or you could hear more about the draft, moreganben@yahoo.com FedEx is one of the world's great success stories, the start-up that revolutionized the delivery of packages and information. In the past 30 years, we've grown up and grown into a diverse family of companies -a FedEx that's bigger, stronger, better than ever. Call me: TEL:.+234-8074-143-081 WAITING TO READ YOUR E-MAIL. YOURS AFFECTIONATLY. Mr. PAUL NELSON,TEL:+234-8074-143-081FEDEX COURIER MANAGING DIRECTOR..

And here is my response:

Mr Moregan Ben

I just received the exciting news regarding my winnings in the international lottery! The $2.5 Million dollars will be very useful in my upcoming business venture. As you may know I am currently building the world’s largest toaster, which I plan to keep right here in the Wisconsin Dells, and which I expect will become our greatest tourist attraction. Unfortuneately the current “World’s Largest Toaster” (only 20 feet high, Hah!) has been spreading lies about my toaster, saying it does not actually toast! This has required me to make a substantially greater investment that I had originally planned. I now also need to make the World’s Largest Outlet, and the World’s Largest Slices of Bread. With these winnings I can most certainly move on with my project and it may even allow me to invest in the World’s Largest Butter Pat and the World’s Largest Butter Knife!

How exactly did FedEx lose my name anyways? You know I once shipped a package with FedEx to my friend Louise Danderduff in York , South Carolina , but they ended up sending it to Louis Dantonhuff in York , Pennsylvania ! After that I swore off FedEx. Is there a way I can send you the $250 fee instead of sending it directly to FedEx? I promised Ralph Johnson, the Customer Service Rep in Dayton , Ohio that I would never give FedEx my business again, and I am a man of my word! Perhaps the package could be shipped by UPS? Or DHL? I am eager to claim my winnings before too much demurrage are accumulated. Please contact me ASAP with alternate payment information.

Thank You
Murray David Murgason

Babyshambles is the band with the guy who dates the junkie model, and he is a junkie too. Anyhow it was better than i expected. Basic modern brit rock, but not bad really. 3 stars.