Al Green-Lay It Down

So today I got this phishing email:

MOSTAPHA CHAMBERS & ASSOCIATES.SOLICITORS, ADVOCATES TRADE MARK AGENTS.RUE ST LOUIS 1425 BP,LOME TOGO;

ATTENTION FRIEND:

RE TEN MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND United Sates Dollars (US$10.500.000.00)

My Name is Mr Alima Mostapha.I am a Legal representative, an Attorney an private account manager to my late client in the Year October 2007, my client by name is Mr. Ambrovic who passed away, leaving behind a cash inheritance of TEN Million Five Hundred Thousand United Sates Dollars ($10,500,000,00).

My late client and bosom friend grew up in a Motherless Babies Home. He had no family, no beneficiary nor next of kin to the inheritance amount left behind in a commercial bank.

The Financial law of inheritance clearly allows for the deceased Bank to use deceased money as deemed fit, should the inheritance money be left unclaimed for a period of thirteen months after the death of the account owner.

The reason that you have been contacted now is because I want to present you as the beneficiary and next of kin to late Mr. Ambrovic .

The Inheritance Law clearly leaves the bonus of proof of who is or is not the next of kin, to the deceased Lawyer to prove. As the deceased Lawyer, the Law says l have the final say of who is the beneficiary of the deceased estate. This is 100% percent legal. As a lawyer I know this.

If you are interested in this proposition and you are ready to keep this proposition in absolute confidentiality and trust, then contact me at once, and we can work out the details, and the issue of your compensation.

I have documents of proof to this.

Regards,

Mr Alima Mostapha,

And I decided to respond to see what happens. Here is my response:

How did you get information to my name? I do not know Mr. Ambrovic so I do not comprehend I could be the benificiary of this welcome happening. Perhaps there is some confusion with the routing director at the Motherless Babies Home? I am sad to hear of the loss of your bosom friend and sorry I could not be of most appropriate assistance in this definitive matter.

Murray David Murgason

I will let you know what happens next. How long will they keep speaking to me?

This Al Green album was actually pretty great. It sounded just like a classic Al Green album, but in some way better because it was more consistently good. I give it 4 Hats!